This is the newest triple A first person shooter game you and your friends have to play (please bring your mums credit card*) With this one time price you get not only full access to our shop, our Lootboxes, our DLC management system and our Live Services, but you also get the base game! But no worries, all in-game purchases are just there for player choices and are only cosmetic**. We want that the player feels pride and accomplishment from getting upgrades from DLCs, Lootboxes and Live Services.
Why we put all of that additional monetization into an full priced game*** in the first place you may ask? Good that you ask, our PR department has already prepared the perfect answer: All that additional monetization is totally necessary in this day and age, because of the immense and constant rising costs of video game development. Look no further than this game: Even though a lot of the tools used to create this game are open source and free, the cost for the steady flow of soda pops and coffee, that the single developer - who develops this game for us out of his parents basements - gets instead of an actual wage, justifies - in our eyes - the urgent need for all the additional monetization schemes. Because all those soda pops and cups of coffee will not pay for themselves, will they?
So jump right in, into the world of uncountable DLC fragments, Lootboxes and Live Services, to give us all the money in this world.
Legal disclaimer:
- Be aware of satire and irony in the product description as well as in the game****
- Everything - without exception - can only and exclusively be acquired in-game. It is and never will be possible to buy items in-game (including Lootboxes, power ups, etc). This is a pinky finger promise
- No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), products or companies is intended or should be inferred
- For persons and companies with high sympathy for Lootboxes and/or other scammy monetization schemes this product may not be suitable. In this case parental guidance is strongly advised.